The Shake Weight for Men Workout [infommercial]

WELL HANDJOB
I mean job well done.

I mean the bicep, shoulder, chest workout "concept"
looks like you're JERKIN!
(& I'm not talking bout the New Boyz "Your A Jerk")
I was like WTFeezy when they came out with this commercial, "like are they really selling a borderline pornographic workout equipment?"
I should be alone in my room wit this workout equipment
(for private use ONLY) haha jk.
Plus the fact that the commercial has the 3 dudes "working out" with the Shake Weight machine so close to each other.
They might as well do the do and jack each other off. Right?
LOL SMH


-Mikeman

PS.
this post is done all in good fun folks

Making the Band 4 PREMIERE

So its back and in action filled with...
Drama, DK, Day26, Donnie & Diddy

[so here's my recap]
Ill definetly be keeping you posted on all news DANITY KANE


Well straight from the beginning of the show...it showed the final reaction of Dawn, Drea & Shannon from D & Aubrey's departure from the group after the MTV special last season which was so saddening. It so set the mood for them as sooooo not promising :(
lone Dawn (the spokesperson of the group) shows up to Diddy who's recording for his new album and they "talk" about DK and its status:
Shannon won't answer her phone calls supposedably her lawyer told to to say nothing and the girl has done so which is surprising cuz from the last time they were togeteher she was down with 3K (DK 5-2=3K).
NO word from D. Woods or Aubrey
So Dawn knows nada bout the girls as she tries to reach them to get this going again. Plus the girls thinks Dawn as Diddy's insider, the snitch, in cahoots which really puts Dawn in a bad position as Diddy wants the girls number to get intouch with them but Dawn cant do that... so that's what's up with DK


Donnie Klang
Basically his career is in jeopardy due to poor album sales and singles...tho part of that is Diddy's fault cuz he has HORRIBLE advertising for his artists.
Yet, still he told Donnie the reality of the situation and that he needs to promote the hell outta himself!


Day26
is in LDN
and are having a good time
Main Fear: they dont want to break up like Danity Kane did. They honestly were one of Diddy's biggest selling artists 2 #1 hits & 2 platinum albums and it ended like that. They dont wanna go out like that and basically talk about his Aubrey was wrong for doing the group wrong like that and not looking out for the good of the group AND how their sad for D. Woods getting cut like that.
They review Diddy's Making The Band history
-DA BAND
had baaaaaaaaad chemistry (always fighting if you remember them) went gold but Diddy dismembered them
-Danity Kane
hella successful and had true talent each of them girls could sing and lets clicks & and bad chemistry ruin it for them
-Day26
doesnt want to be classified as another Bad Boy failure

Career statuses:
Danity Kane - pending (missing members & no direction)
Donnie Klang - endangered (by poor sales = possible 'nother dropped artist)
Day26 - promising (thus far)

Concerned fan & Bad Boy love/hater,
Mikeman

Lil Kim & Taj of SWV on the television...

Lil Kim
is now a contestant and part of the new cast of
Dancing With The Stars!
Yes, Lil Kim!
[There's so much I could say about this move but imma just see how this desperate career reserection move pans out]

On to a less outrageous bit of news.


Taj of SWV
Tamara Johnson-George has joined the cast of the new Survivor!
I heard this and was like what the hell?
U go on Survivor and have nothing and leave with nothing, u have to make your own shelter, food and warm and everything else - basically starting from scratch. She provide the hits back in the 90's and now shes doing this...but i give her props she says she's doing this to prove shes tougher than she looks

The 51st GRAMMY's [Mikeman's Recap]

Yo! The GRAMMY's were so star-studded and surpring...
So here are some of my highlights & lowlights of the 51st Annual Grammy's

Whitney set the damn thing off
(Go Whitney & Yes, Whitney)

Justin Timberlake & Al Green
people they preformed together

Jennifer Hudson
won & preformed
(so phenominally and emotionally)
dont know what she was wearing tho haha

Kanye x Estelle preformed
"American Boy"
featuring Kanye's black soon-to-be mullet! SMDH

NO CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA
[but thats a whole notha blog folks]

Coldplay won like 3 awards
Theyre my cousin's favorite group so im proud of them
Plus, Viva La Vida is pretty awesome

Lil Wayne
preformed "Tie My Hands" w/ Robin Thicke
then a New Orleans medley

Stevie Wonder & The Jonas Bros
did actually great


Last but NOT least
The first time EVER!
[Kanye, Jay-Z, Young Jeezy & Lil Wayne's]
schedules have all been open enough to preform
"SWAGGA LIKE US"
&
They smashed it!
the whole preformance had crazy energy!
Unbelieveable preformance!
(the type where if you missed it you missed out!)

And somebody say my girl MIA is a trooper!
9 months pregnant - due that day
preforming the chorus to "Swagga Like Us"
The outfit was horrible tho
but she rocked it tho


and that was my recap

Making the Band 4 previews

MTB4 Season 4 Trailers


So excited about this!
NOT SO much about it possibly being the final season.
[ya never know with Diddy & his "Making the Bands"
e.i. Dream, O-Town, Da Band & countless other solor artist]

I have sooooo many questions:
-what's up with Day26?
-is Donnie's career over?
-i didnt see Shannon was my previous blog about her leaving the group true?
-is DK reuniting?
[Id be beyond happy if that were so LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!]
-is Danity Kane now a duo? (Dawn & Andrea)
-will Diddy cast more girls of DK doesn't remain?
-how's Q & Dawn?
-when's the supposed DK album coming out? Is it coming out?
-Is there a Danity Kane?
-will the boys disband?
-will there be any new solo stars?
-what surprises does Diddy have in store?
-is Aubrey a lezbo?
-whats up with D. Woods?

all these questions plague my mind and rushed like Niagra Falls when i saw the MTB4 promo

well stay tuned
Thrusday, Feb 12
9p/8c

The Real World: BROOKLYN episode 3

The Real World: BROOKLYN
episode 3

main characters

Katelynn the transgendered chick
is feeling lonely missing her boyfriend Mike ultimatly companionship... Later from im guessing loneliness she freaks some dude at a bar and makes out with some chick
(drinking was involved but the chick is just a freak)
Basically Katelynn needs love so she decides to date despite having a man


Devyn the black girl
&

Scott the fitness model
kinda have a thing for each other...kinda
(finally a predictable house hook up)
it all started with Scott making some chicken and slapping Devyn with the meat. An odd form of "flirting" but funny.
She makes a BF-O-METER measuring their "friendness" cuz shes really digging the dude and wanting to be with him. Scott bring over a girl friend not a girlfriend - semi awkward for Devyn who likes him and thinks she does too. She doesnt & girl talks with her yet is getting mixxxed signals from him on whether he like her or now.
But Scott has a girl so yeah...
Damn his decieving hugs haha

lastly

Ryan, an Iraq vet
plays a guitar and decides to pursues it
So when the cast went to club, they Baya & Ryan meet up with a record label guy, he tells him about his music..yada, yada, yada they meed up another day @ Crush Management for undiscovered artists where Ryan wants to record music, Baya wants to dj and Chet wants to host
[By the way, Ryan can really play i love his music especially that song "Liar" is you saw it]
Ryan meets an producer and basically gets shut down
not that its not good music but he should get a following first

the revolution will be TELEVISED...

...as we make the switch from analog to digital tv broadcasting.


So...I'm laying here friday night in my bed watching on of my favorite tv shows That 70's Show and I notice this bigass A
in the top right corner of my tv screen!

I was like WTF is this???

But then I remember...
[Analog will be gone in 09]

So if u haven't gotten your converter boxes or some form of cable tv...

Get On That!
or you will be...
Sh!t Outta Luck come Feb ?

The Real World: BROOKLYN episode 2

The Real World BROOKLYN
Episode 2

We learn...
-JD's packing magnums wit that latino heat
(at Chet's amazement)
-Chet's pranks piss off JD
(example: the condomed banana in the aquarium)
-Katelynn comes out to Baya & Sarah about being transgendered
(Both very accepting)
-The boys and Sarah go to Chelsea's (a gay club) JD's idea and Ryan warns Chet
"they're gonna eat you alive!" LMAO
Refering to his attire
Skin tight jeans & blk shit w/ a white scarf
not the mention the kid is pretty pastey
Anyways they hit up the club and....
Ryan got kissed by Perpermint the drag queen
-Baya takes Devyn, Katelynn & Sarah to a Caribbean Hip-Hop dance place...and man is it funny to watch white who can't dance - Dance!
-Baya then goes to the Hip Hop Conservatory to audition for them. It looked like hell! That sooo seemed greuling!
-Chet's fam comes and its like the pretty perfect blonde-blue eyes squad
came thru....
they loved JD by the way
(He seemed like a good Guy yo them)
Oh and we learned Chet was kicked out of his frat for
BURNING SOMEONE'S HAIR!
I did thet shit in 8th grade...so fun haha
And he's NOT allowed to wear his beloved eyeliner anymore haha
-Lastly, JD's dad has taken his identity using his SSN & stuff
......stuff happened.....
JD left to get chapstick then came back home stupid drunk talking shit and all!
But dumbass Chet starts argueing with him which is just dumb cuz JD's DRUNK and getting all defensive and confrontational and we all know NOT TO GET INTO IT WITH A DRUNK

That's my lil summary of episode
2

Devoted fan
Mikeman

The Real World: BROOKLYN

Sorry its late.
The season already started but THE REAL WORLD has always & forever been my SHIT! Since I was old enough to watch it...
Hell, since i started watching MTV

Anyways here's my take on it...

The Real World BROOKLYN

Cast
[Devyn, JD, Sarah, Katelynn, Scott, Baya, Chet & Ryan]

Devyn is the lone beautiful black girl (former Kansas Beauty Queen)
JD is gay (which "ppl" must know) and is just cool, I think imma like him the best, hes the responsible one outta all and just idk I see alot of similar quality in him in me. Hes a good person to me, Oh and Latino!
Sarah is real interesting and tatted real good (former lesbian)
Katelynn haha is a transgender and so therefore deals with that
Scott is Mr. Muscle, gym trainer, been in the gym since 14, rated best abs etc... but hes not that jock personality so is pretty cool
Baya is a cool dancer chick (hip-hop dancer)
Chet haha k this dude is from Salt Lake City, Utah, Mormon and is very questionable but thats just cuz hes lived a shelterd life and hasnt been exposed to alot of life. Oh and his attire is a straight HELL NO like...idk what
Ryan an Iraq vet so hes seen & been thru alot. He claims to be able to figure ppl out after taking wit them for 5 min and hes whole deal just pisses me off...I only sympathizes with the dude once.

Overall, its too early to typecast (most of the cast) or say anything major about this season but im sure it'll be good as always


Ill definetly keep yall posted on The Real World & all its controversies :)

Mikeman