Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Clubbin' is a drug & MIKEMAN was abusin'

Besides school starting Aug 24, 2009
[working x doing homework]
My weekends have honestly been spent
CLUBBIN'
I go to have fun NOT to hookup
its just a release from the mundane of day to day
So I go out! & have been going to the clubs
(just about every weekend)

I'm no clubhead were I have to go, need to go, itchin', fienin' to go.
Its all out of pure fun. Hittin up the club scene is just something I enjoy. Beautiful ppl ladies, great music (depending on the DJ), dancing, tweetin' of coarse (I gotta share with yall the bullsh*t that happens) and just the whole experience of clubbing.

SO here's some pix of the HOW WE DO!

MYST
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the bestfriend & mother effin sis
JESSICA'S Bday & MO(NIQUE)

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the clubbing atmosphere
SKY LOUNGE

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with the homegirl Florazalia (Flor)

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nice light show up
like the Tribe Called Quest album cover

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they was jerkin' by the bar
[I SWEAR - nice shot tho huh? haha]


*note all these photos were taken around the time school started cuz
clubbing x school dont mix well academically*

Mikeman

Monday, October 5, 2009

"Out of Love"

"Out of Love"
by Michael A Bowens

In and Out of Love like Cheri Dennis
Back and Forth like a game of tennis
Same thang expecting a change
This is INSANE!
And yet we live it.
You wanna break but not break up
We're exclusive but I saw you with him
I love you, I hate you
let me love you, fuck you
like opposites we attract
but like damn magnets we repel
We don't fight tooth & nail because we're not together,
So I can't "go to hell"
You're volatile and unstable
And for us I was willing and able
But I was playing you, playing me
We both can see that this cant be
Thinking the same will change
living the beautiful insane
Score: 0 to 0 love
because there is no love, love
I'd love a rematch
but 'til then
Out with Love.

Mikeman

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Why I dont like Jason Derulo.

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Jason Derulo - "Whatcha Say"
So this song should be on radio stations all across America by now. It's really became a hit. If you have not hear wit your "living under a rock self"
PLAY
Jason DeRulo - "Whatcha Say"

Now as good and as loved as this song is... It gets on my ever loving NERVES like no other. I have to change the radio station because of.. well several reasons all stemming from this.

SNL skit "Dear Sister Parady" of the OC

this skit is effin HILL-LARRY-US to me!
I'm sorry if you dont see the humor in it, but the song they play as each SNL actor & extra gets shot is what I think of and what plays in my head as I hear the song on the radio. It makes me wanna laugh & think of Jason DeRulo's first hit nothing less than a remake of
"HIDE AND SEEK" BY IMOGEN HEAP.

fed up,
Mikeman

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Bowling [Sept 11, 2009]

First & Foremost
God Bless all of those who were affected as a result of 9/11.

Anyways,
So after work at 8pm
I went to my high school's Homecoming and let's just say its not the same since my class left. I had a freshman really try to step up to me, I said "really kidd?" and the child fell back. These lil freshman need a reality check or at least an attitude adjustment to say the least with they yey tall [SHORT ASSES] selves.

I met up with some friends & teachers had a good time recapping. Then the game was over - my high school lost their Homecoming game (no surprise there) and I and my friend didn't want to go home yet so we went bowling!

Burnswick Bowling
[67th Ave & Indian School Rd, Phx, AZ]

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me bowling

I honestly suck at bowling. I'm no pro but I still love the sport! We 6 had a great time bowling, but how could you not especially with good friends on a Friday Night.

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Mikeman x Marlin
[clearly I was sanging on the right haha]

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Marlin x Frankie


the homies from high school
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Veronica x Franklin x Mikeman
[@veroooo, frankenstein_23, @MikemanxMiguel]

My bestfriends
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the Mexicasian VERO & my El Salvadorian amigo FRANKLIN
[She's really not Asian, she's just a lil chinita haha and Frankie is half Mexicano. Marlin although class of 09 she's still cool... I mean I went to France & Spain with her! We (Frankie & Vero) have been homies since high school and all though we graduated in '08 we still thick as theives & thigh like spandex haha always causing chaos on Twitter and if I go MIA one evening I'm probably talking to these kids haha. Although its a change from going from seeing them everyday in class in high school, I get to get kick it with them on the weekends]

Well Round 1 of bowling I got 3rd.
Round 2 - I WON! @veroooo U lose, [@frankenstein_23 U lose
And a good time was spent by all.

the winner,
Mikeman
@MikemanxMiguel

Monday, August 24, 2009

BK & birds

Monday [Aug 17, 09]
I finally gave into my love
[I'll talk more on it in a lil]

BK Mike
BURGER KING
cuz I was hongry [not hungry]
but yall remember the crowns?
yeah I had to rock that along wit my shades, 2 cheeseburgers, fries & a drink

My love of WHAT?
BIRDS
I love birds: the feathers, songs, chirps, noises, colors, personality, wings, everything and I've had my ONE lone parakeet for the longest time and was afraid it was gonna die of loneliness. So after much thought I saved up enough money for a new cage, birds, food and toys...

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[empty cage]

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[the BIRDS]

it's been about a week I've had them so now that they are all acquainted
INTRODUCING:
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Blue Lady
my original bird

Kimbonbo Pepino
the green one
translation: okra cucumber
why? -the green DUH?

Nessie [Lockness Monster]
cuz she's always big & puffy
like the the Lockness Monster
k not really
I just liked the name

Pastel
cuz it looks to delicately painted
like a an oil pastel colored
Easter Egg

i love my birds
Mikeman

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor

cascada Pictures, Images and Photos
Cascada
a German-Euro music group
[Europop, House, Dance, Electropop]
Smash Hit: "Every Time We Touch"

CASCADA - "Evacuate the Dancefloor"


kinda like a bootleg Lady Gaga all on her JOCK! jk ppl but I really dig this song
the bassline, the lyrical content and her voice is like WHOA!
not so much the video
But it makes me wanna dance adn ironically Get on the Dancefloor haha
She's a cutie tho especially with the black streaks int he blonde hair
likin' the lil rap too it gave it that edge it needed

yeah I like a lil electro/dance pop music



here it goes ACOUSTIC if you dont believe her talent
nevermind the German lang

Mikeman

Monday, August 17, 2009

CONSCIENCE talking.

I'm not easily influenced
I makes my own moves, do my own thang
eff it if im not in the "in-crowd"
[although I am haha]
cuz I can honestly care less about what other ppl are doing
So for the most part I am a pretty good guy
I got a pretty good CONSCIENCE on my shoulder
BUT I wonder about the society'
more specifically some of my friends I see do wrong, getting caught up in things they ought not.

KEEP IN MIND your "real" friends are your circle of influence.
NO ONE is perfect so they as well as we all have our flaws, vices, sins, habits, fixes, addictions etc... if you catch my drift


HELLO PPL
that battle between good and bad/right & wrong is your CONSCIENCE talking to you. Listen to it! Its a shame how most ppl ignore it or flatout dont have one. I mean dont get me wrong, we all sometimes give into temptation although the idea is to fight it because its bad for you but some ppl just lavish in the id [or live & love to do bad] and it really puzzles me how corrupt, evil and self-destructive ppl can be.

AT the slightest idea of maybe its okay, just this once comes into play
this thought does too
"WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE DID IT TOO?"
its something I got from my Sunday school class. Its put the whole saying on a global perspective so I you can picture the world if everyone sinned as such. It puts that old saying "if Jimmy jumps off the bridge are you gonna jump off the bridge with him?" concept to shame because it tell you WHY NOT to follow/copy what Jimmy aka others are doing.

And that tiny grain of "what if" is SQUASHED like the Devil who planted it.

I guess I'm just tired of seeing ppl act like they have no CONSCIENCE.
Me & CONSCIENCE are pretty cool, we do everything together so no worries here...

just letting you know he had something to say!
-Mikeman's CONSCIENCE

Monday, August 10, 2009

Buffalo Exchange & ZIA's

ARIZONA
does have its lil HOT SPOTS
I hit up two of mine Sat [AUG 8,09]
Buffalo Exchange & ZIA's

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is a used clothing store on 7th St & Missouri Rd in Phoneix, AZ.
They buy & sell used and vintage clothes brought in by fellow Arizonans from all over from Phx to Scottsdale, Glendale to Tucson, Tempe to Avondale haha
They sell everything: jeans, shirts, sweaters, shoes, heels, hats, shades
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The thing about Buffalo Exchange is that because they buy used clothes, every visit they got something new & different and if you find something great you better buy it then and there or someone else will!
Buffalo Exchange has any from a Marvin the Martian shirt at $13 to True Religion Jeans at $55 and everything else. I go mainly to sell my old clothes which Buffalo Exchange in exchange will give you [35%] cash or [50%] store credit for your [good quality/wearable] clothes they purchased.
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Well I brought in about 10 articles of clothing.
REAL nice clothes, nothing bad bout them, certified bank. Right? WRONG.
The man checking my clothes only accepted 2 of my jeans and I only got 15 BUCKS BxTCHES!
While my bro brought some jeans & shirts and made 53 BUCKS
i hate him right now...

then WE took a redeeming trip to... my musical haven

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a record store that sells new, used and old albums & records.
Located on 19th Ave & Indian School Road but ZIA's are located all throught the state of AZ. The sell everything from reggae, rap, pop, adult, hip-hop, r&b, Top 20, rock, world, dance, everything even local artists like
the AZ rapper Willy Northpole.
The cool thing about ZIA's is the used CD's they sell are HALF OFF [50%] so a brazillion of their CD's are like 6.99, 7.99, 8.99 bucks... its a steal considering theres no place under the sun can still selling albums from years ago like Maxwell, Xscape, Will Smith, Atmosphere, Smilez & Southstar, S Club 7, BBMak, Brandy, Lauryn Hill, etc
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I spent a good half an hour with 7 albums in hand before I finally narrowed it down to just 2 CD's.

I bought
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LMFAO Party Rock & N.A.S.A. The Spirit of Apollo



and we end the day with
bird shit
bird shit!
on my windshield :D

Mikeman

Friday, August 7, 2009

Talking SH!T at the barbershop ('bout ME?!)

So I got a fresh haircut cuz Mikeman was looking mighty nappy!

So I go to my barbershop.
No line = No Wait = Barbershop Paradise cuz I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU but I don't like waiting for my haircut. It already takes a while for PERFECTION for my hair to get cut. Anyways, I got in, sat down, said I wanted "1 on top & a 0 on the sides" for a fresh fade and he started cuttin' away...
*QUICK NOTE*
here in Arizona we have Mexicans. Now race doesn't matter - I'm not racist, but without giving too much explanation tha fact that they're Mexican is vital to the story.
...and about 2 seconds into clippin' my hair he (my barber) starts speaking in Spanish with the owner/head barber and another barber.

Talk about DISRESPECT!
[Speaking in another language in front of someone who: 1) who clearly doesn't know the language and 2) would assume your talking about them ('bout ME?!)]

It was rapid fire espanol the moment the clippers grazed my naps.
I wasn't paying attention to a word they said, until I heard 'em say moreno and then I was all ears.
Moreno means dark-skinned and obviously dark-skinned Hispanics but also for a word used, here in AZ, for Black folks and there wasn't anyone Black in there but me. But what yall may not know about me is I'm CUBAN. I know Spanish (for the most part...I don't speak it cuz I forgot it cuz I never used it)

So like the saying goes my ears are burning as I quote/unquote eavesdrop their convo as these Mexicans talk about me? el moreno??? Cuz they really got some NERVES talking bout me like that while cutting my hair. The audacity! Talking mainly about the difference between Blacks & Hispanics regarding hair, hair product, haircuts, attitudes and just talking straight mess bout my [Black] peoples...

I was on the verge of laughter cuz 1) they don't know that I know they talking about me right under the clippers & 2) These Mexicans are really talking mess and I truly cant wait to confront their asses about this.

I was in disbelief like it felt like forever when you know someone is talking bout YOU with a look on your face like "this bitch..."

Cuttin' to the chase after the barbers stopped talkin' SH!T
Barber "So do you know Spanish?"
[cuz he had the feeling I was listening to their convo]
Me "yeah"
Barber "Oh for reals?" *shocked*
Me "yeah, I'm Cuban"
[nonchalant/as a matter of fact]
Barber "Oh.." *caught*
Barber "So you understood what we were saying?"
Me "yeah, pretty much"

Then we talk'd it out mainly about me being Cubano and yeah we cool now
He knows better than to talk SH!T about me in Spanish cuz just yeah...

Sinceramente,
Miguel

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ciara & The Saturdays "WORK"

Cici & The Sats
just recently put out a music video for their songs "WORK"

Ciara - WORK (feat Missy Elliot)

Does Cici know what shes doing to me on with this music video
She got my favorite MC on the track wit her
& She got to dancing: flicking & tossing sand in the air in that aqua blue dress
and putting in WORK on the constuction site
with all that coochie poppin, swivel legs & the iconic matrix.
Still rocking that ponytail & swinging it like a helicopter like its hers smh Plus yall must not know im a sucker for STUNNAS & I want those Shades CiCi!
the analogies in this song are reDONKulous
deff club joint - got me dancing in my seat

Next we got...

The Saturdays - WORK

Mollie, Vanessa, Frankie, Rochelle & Una of The Saturdays(in singing order)
really sex(y)'d it up... especially Mollie (blonde) cuz she's usually the cute lil Baby Spice of the group. Vanessa deff brought the power vocals in that pink&black jumpsuit opposite from the group's black attire. Im diggin' Frankie's dance moves & flip of hair (short hair - Brunette), my wife Rochelle has never been SEXIER! in that dress. Straight makings of a model, MY MODEL so dont look too hard :) & Una is already sexy looking like Elizabeth Hurley.
They did they lil dance sequence in and i aint made at em.
Go Sats!
(looking all kinds of sexy)


Well I hope you've enjoyed my two "Work" vids
and you should know that you should
"put your boots on baby" and "Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! Bitch you betta work!"

sorry this post is late..
i was busy

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Who is Sliimy?

Yesterday Twitter was a buzzin'

Lady Gaga (my white girl wifey) is still touring all across Europe.
And even though she periodically tweets, despite a having 139,000 followers
this one particular tweet had Twitter tweeting...
Going on stage in switzerland, who is sliimy?
12:00 PM Jul 21st from TwitterBerry

..like Who is Mike Jones?

Yes, yall Lady Gaga (at least in my twitterverse) caused a frenzy one Twitter. Everyone from me to the Kardashians (Kim & Khloe) to Kendra Wilkinson & plenty other celebs and the entire Twitter population was asking the same thing "Who is Sliimy?," making Sliimy the number one Trending Topic on Twitter Tuesday, July 21, 2009.

So Who is Sliimy?

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Sliimy is a French singer/songwriter from Saint-Ettienne/living in Paris, France who did a cover (song) to Britney Spears' hit "Womanizer". His music is very light upbeat pop x tropical. Very feel good. I've got to admit I like! He's even actually touring right now & NO THERE IS NO TYPE IN HIS NAME
les deux "i" c'est juste pour faire sourire :)
...cool huh?



Here's Sliimy "Womanizer"


Album Paint Your Face has no official US date

For a full listing of his songs + music videos
www.myspace.com/sliimy
my favs are "Wake Up," "Womanizer" and "Pass the dutchie"
or
Follow him on Twitter @sliimy
Again Sliimy is a very interesting indiviual. so oddly artisitic :)

i Dig Sliimy

Musically,
Mikeman

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

KIX: Kid Tested, Mothers Approved MY A$$

hospital
LAST Sunday, July 12, 2009 at around noon
I had an ANAPHYLAXTIC reaction

WHAT'S THAT?
"Anaphylaxis is the term for a severe allergic reaction. I may begin within minutes (which it did), up to an hour after exposure to the substance you are allergic to ("allergen"). Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea or stomach cramps, itchy rash (hives), swelling of the eyes, lips, face or tongue, wheezing, difficulty breathing and swallowing, throat tightness, chest pain or fainting

This kind of reaction can be life threatening."


According Banner Estrella Hospital (the hospital I was admitted to).


The Story
'Round 12 o'clock noon, I poured some KIX cereal into a cup and started eating some KIX business as usually. Normally I would of been at church on Sunday, but I had a paper to write and got hungry. And in about 5 mins of a couple handfuls of damn KIX cereal... I felt funny. I've never felt this way before in my life: my face was itchy so I was scratching it, my throat felt unusual and scratchy and I started wheezing [the symptoms of Anaphylaxis if you weren't paying attn] and after washing my mouth out for about 3 mins in the bathroom & looking in the mirror at my hive stuck face, I told my dad "I think I'm having an allergic reaction to Kix." I wasn't in a pretty good state.

So we immediately rushed to the hospital which was about a 15 min drive. All the while my symptoms are getting worse: just like the definition, my eyes, lips, face and tongue were swelling and swollen to the MAX! I looked grotesque... Lips bigger than Jigga man! (so not funny at the time tho) and my throat was tightening to the point where after 5 mins after leaving the house I couldn't talk or breath from my mouth (only my nose).

We get to the hospital, I'm taken immediately to ER where they gave me an oxygen mask because the Anaphylaxis was cutting off my air supply & without any air > I die. Even there they were surprised at how badly swollen my face & lips were. They shot me up with IVs in both arms, took my blood, got my vitals all that hospital stuff. I was given Benadryl (antihistamine to fight the allergy), Epinephrine to open my airways, raise my heart rate & other excitatory functions because technically my body was dying due to the lack of oxygen because of the Anaphylaxis. FYI Epinephrine is pure adrenaline & I was given Pepcid cuz all these drugs were gonna FUCK with my stomach and they didn't want me in gastric pain on top of dying.

Due to the adrenaline (Epinephrine) my heart was beating so hard & fast I honestly just wanted it out of my body. And due to the Benadryl, I was in and out of consciousness (Benadryl> causes drowsiness). After I stabilized a bit I text'd a few ppl (friends & fam) about how I was [didnt twitter a soul]. I had 2 visitors: my bestfriends Vero & Katelynn (KK). I remember talking to Veronica but honestly only remembering saying "hi" and "bye" with KK (so sorry it was the drugs haha). But I still had mad Twitter luv & shoutouts from the bestfriends @GL0, @veroooo, @frankenstein_23 and the homegirl @menaababyy22 & calls and texts I really could respond to being either drowzy (asleep knock'd up on meds) or couldnt speak.

Anyways long story short, I spent the night in ICU, was constantly being checked upon, always sleeping & watching the "ER" marathon oh the irony.

In and out of consciousness, I was unaware of the fact that I honestly could of had DIED! which my parents kept reiterating because they were so glad I was alive and well after being discharged Monday, July 13 2009 @ 1:30PM Mountain Time (I live in Phx).

Throughout the whole Anaphylaxtic episode I wasn't really scared or thought I was gonna die. No ply major plea bargains with God expect help me. I just wanted this to be fixed NOW and wanted to go home NOW! instead of spending the night there for monitoring.

Having this near death experience truly makes me appreciate life a whole lot more... more than even this blog can express.

-Mikeman





PS
I'm good now but I AIN'T NEVER EATING KIX AGAIN IN MY LIFE
They can KICK ROCKS for all I care

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Rihanna "Te Amo"

SO AS WE ALL KNOW
Rihanna's new song
"Te Amo"
is causing quite the BUZZ!
mainly rumors that shes turned LESBIANO on us I mean to the other side ;)

"Te Amo" is a sweet lil love song with a reggae-latin calypso electro riddim. Its unconfirmed if this is her comeback single but after being in the whole Chris Breezy fiasco, the point of view in which the song is sung doesn't really love much for us (her fans) to wonder besides Chris Brown BEAT HER SO BAD he's made her resent all men and indubitably has made her Lesbian. (that was a summarization of posts & comments fans have made about the song)

I being an intellectual, truly love the song. The line, "I think it means I love you" means alot to me like a new found love shes unsure about but likes, compelled to even, but the language barrier has her a lil lost in translation. Its a great song feeling, phenomenal song!

Back to me being an intellectual, the song was originally singer/songwriter James Fauntleroy which is the reason why they song is written & sung from a man's point of view!

ITS A COVER SONG!
he gave it to RiRi/Rihi wanted the song cuz she liked it

case closed.

Enjoy the song & quit speculatin'

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Houston...Where He At?

So I was scratching my eye
AND outta nowhere HOUSTON came to mind.
cd

He had a single back in '04
"I Like That" featuring Nate Dogg, Chingy, & I-20


Don't know if his album, "Its Already Written", did well or not but then again, I NEVER didn't really follow his career. His hit came and went like him. I actually remember him more for his lil "SUICIDE ATTEMPT" after a night of preforming in LDN (London, England) back in '05.

Don't FRONT & ACT like you don't remember him for that too???
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left eye is now a glass eye

Anyways.... Does anyone KNOW where he is or what he's doing?
just a lil curious cuz again I don't really care for him.

Chicken Noodle Soup for the STOOPID.

Remember the series?

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Chicken Noodle Soup for the ...
(whoever was in need of it)

Well, I always envisioned making my own & it would be tentitively titled,
Chicken Noodle Soup for the STOOPID
For all the people out there who wonder if they're stupid or not. NOT stupid as in not smart cuz I would never call someone that but stupid as in ignorant, arragant, ppl who act before they think, ppl lacking common sense, reasoning, taking all things into consideration, low self-esteem, etc and all things necessary for life - in actuality it would be a self help book, a DIY (do it yourself) book.

I'd fill it with my saying, favorite quotes, beliefs, scriptures, favorite lyrics that speak volumes (i.e. "Don't be a HARD ROCK, when you really are a GEM" -Lauryn Hill), and just my insight & knowlegde on how to better yourself Mikeman-style.

So I guess, my book would not only be a self help book but also teach the ill-informed, ignorant, haters, lames, bitchassness infected, etc ppl to change their ways in drops of knowledge cuz "I'm not giving you brain, Im giving you knowledge" (Estelle)

My book will be balancing catering to the quote/unquote stoopid & just as a book of my teaching in ways to excel in life through my eyes, my life - "Koloring OUTSIDE the lines" is the new title!

"Koloring OUTSIDE the lines"
by Mikeman